gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

(via humptheharreh)

100worms:

if you hate me….. have you considered…. that I am beautiful? think it over

(Source: gendertrashfromhell, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

comic-chick:

kickthebuscus:

misspjliguori:

sophege:

misspjliguori:

sophege:

if you dont like peeps get the hell away from me

do you mean people or is there something american called peeps

either way *gets the hell away from you*

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THE FUCK IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE CANARY SHIT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

hey now you have not liVED until you’ve had a peep ok

Wait, did we do it? Do we finally have something other countries don’t have/know about?? We’re not the ones who are out of the loop for once?

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(Source: dopadee, via mottsapplesaucepayment)

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

(Source: tany4, via got-niam)